

The Perfect SandwichThis morning I wake up hungry so I decide I'm going to make myself something to eat. In the process I have officially come to the conclusion that peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a life lesson.The Perfect Sandwich
I go through so much physical and mental labor to prepare the perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I open the fridge to decide if I want chunky or smooth peanut butter. After very intense thinking I decide on the smooth.
Next I'm going to take out the jelly. But wait... there's more than just jelly. There are preserves. Now I'm set with the challenge of deciding if I want jelly or preserves. I take ano


RevengeYou go through life thinking you can point and laugh, You're a mean person and eventually I get my revenge. You eat my favorite meal and don't even leave me half, You're a mean person and eventually I get my revenge. You interrupt my favorite movie on a bad day, You're a mean person and eventually I get my revenge. Every time I let my guard down you make me pay, You're a mean person and eventually I get my revenge. You show my baby pictures to my girlfriend, You're a mean person and eventually I get my revenge. You find an embarrassing photo and, of course, you'll send. You'reRevenge
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